“A painting is worth a thousand confused art-gallery visitors.”
Source: The New Land
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Humorous Quotes Quotes
“In the beginning there was the Word. Then we broke it.”
Source: The New Land
Source: Leaving Orbit: Notes from the Last Days of American Spaceflight
Source: The Paris Soulmate
Source: Phone Kitten
“I shall tell you about God once you've reached your imaginary heaven. Then, give me a call.”
Source: Sukiyaki
“Some women walk towards a better future. Others have chauffeurs.”
Source: The New Land
Source: Penelope's Bully
“A saint has control over his anger and itches.”
Source: Saint Richard Parker
“You can't oversleep if you don't make plans to wake up early.”
Source: Mr. Wrong
“I could be a morning person -- but only if morning started at noon!”
Source: Burning Innocence
“It's a good thing, right, when an author gets turned on by the dirty scenes they write?!”
“The divorce was invented so you’ll not have to sleep with a mistake your entire life.”
“You can get attached to plants when you lose faith in people.”
Source: 5,000 Kilometers per Second
“Mother-in-laws are necessary, as are mosquitoes, athlete's foot, and beets.”
Source: Sex, Dead Dogs, And Me: The Juliette Journals
Source: “Do birds know all their letters?”: Funny Book of Quotes
“Can we stop talking about my pants, please?”
Source: Danny Mann Super Fan
Source: Write like no one is reading
Source: Court of Claws
Source: A Deal with the Earl
Source: Mistakes Not to Make When Avoiding a Rake
“Teachers are the original hoarders; we've even been known to collect useless information...”
Source: Oh Honey
Source: Raise and Rise: Funding Sources for Your Startup in the Era of Digital Transformation & Blockchain
Source: Adventures in Small Business: The surprising humor and realities in owning and running a small retail store.
Source: Pearls of Wisdom: Great mind
“The night before a day off is more satisfying than the actual day off.”
Source: Once Upon a Broken Heart
“I'm a Baroque person. More than Baroque, I'm a Rococo person. I don't draw straight lines.”
Source: Write like no one is reading
“Thus, hanging around in our towels (and those weird disposable underpants) was no big deal.”
Source: Life After Joe
“You know?” he asked. “Yes. I know what I am.” “You – you do?” “I’m a time traveler.”
Source: The Dirt on Ninth Grave
Source: You're Welcome, Universe
Source: Hopelessly Devoted
“Eyes up, David. Women can tell when you’re distracted.”
Source: The Zodiac Quest: A LitRPG Adventure
“When it's all said and done remember, "You are only as old as you look.”
“Mister if you want more to join,’ She said half-choked ‘you’ll have to put in the coin.”
Source: Legends