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“By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.”

“The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary.”

“It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.”

“Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party!'”

“There's no such thing as bad weather, just soft people.”

“Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen.”

“If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.”

“I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.”

“Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute.”