“Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.”
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Famous Woody Allen Quotes
“If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.”
“You'll live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to.”
“Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.”
“Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.”
“Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?”
Source: The Insanity Defense: The Complete Prose
“In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.”
“If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.”
Source: Woody Allen: Interviews
“Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.”
“Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.”
Source: Mere Anarchy
Source: The Insanity Defense: The Complete Prose
Source: The Insanity Defense: The Complete Prose
Source: Mere Anarchy
Source: Mere Anarchy
“Should I marry W.? Not if she won't tell me the other letters in her name.”
Source: Woody Allen: Interviews
“Sygmnd was a poor Austrian who'd lost all the vowels in his name in a boating accident.”
Source: Mere Anarchy