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“Unless they are off duty, no matter how wide it is, and even when it is sincere, a smile seems fake if the job description of the person who is smiling includes smiling.”

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“Most people do not mind having a house that is smaller and/or a car that is cheaper than their neighbours’, as long as they each earn and have more money than their neighbours, and, equally important, their neighbours know that.”

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“We, in the interest of the so-called progress, have been persuaded to leave the production and at times the cooking of our food to companies whose owners and employees make a living by exploiting our busyness or laziness and our innate hunger to continue living.”

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Book:The Use and Misuse of Children
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“Some people would have killed themselves and/or someone else if they were single; and some people would not have done that.”

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Author:Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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“Most women sell sex; most of them just don’t take cash (nor do they each sell to more than one ‘client’ at a time).”

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“There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels like it.”

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“Because he has finally realized that it is it and not him that is loved by the woman he loves, many a man is jealous of his own car, house, wardrobe, or salary.”

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“Many a woman is in a relationship with or married to her man not because she loves him but only because she likes men like him.”

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“Many a woman would not be in a relationship with or married to her man, if he earned half of what he earns; and many a man would not be in a relationship with or married to his woman, if he earned twice as much as he earns.”

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“People who are not blessed with the ability to make others laugh compensate for that by saying (or trying to say) things that are profound.”

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“A deep breath is a technique with which we minimize the number of instances where we say what we do not mean … or what we really think.”

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“Loneliness tortures many if not most of the elderly more intensely and more frequently than it torments many if not most of us who will never be or have not yet been pushed or pulled into old age.”

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Book:The Use and Misuse of Children
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“Being bored is the price we pay for not being insane.”

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Author:Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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“Most men would no longer enjoy conversing with most women if they stopped bringing their vaginas along.”

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“Most women would each be left with fewer dreams or without a dream, if the institution of marriage were to be abolished.”

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“Most of the very few people who would choose a good heart over riches would eventually use that to either make a lot of money, or attract men or women who are rich.”

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Author:Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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