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“In women he doesn't trust! He is an atheist.”

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“Men weigh love with hands.”

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“He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife.”

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“Some men are so indoctrinated that they sincerely believe that other than cooking and cleaning the only thing that a woman can do better than them is being a woman.”

“Photographs used to present us as we actually were. Now days our photographs have nothing to do with the way we really look like.”

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“Beauty is an early riser. It needs to put on makeup.”

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“Over the years, face creams become of lower quality”

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“Looking but not seeing is the hearing but not understanding of the eye.”

“It is still cheating, even if nobody comes.”

“When you are suffering from sexual starvation, a spank or even a hug seems like a porn scene.”

“One of the most common and most dangerous misbeliefs is that it is impossible for someone to be stupid just because they are a doctor or a lawyer.”

“There probably was a time when the idea of having a toilet inside a house was repulsive.”

“An arrogant man whose arrogance we see from his own behaviour is more tolerable than a humble man whose humility we hear of from his own mouth.”

“Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone else; and some are dead.”

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“Some kleptomaniacs do not steal things only; they also, while some only, steal lovers.”

“There would be fewer absent fathers, if straight men were turned on only by women with whom they would not mind having children.”

“Not everyone who condemns masturbation can masturbate.”

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“Most people would rather eat inside a windowless room in which they have just defecated than eat inside one in which someone else has just farted, even if the room does not have a toilet.”

“Some people wouldn’t still be sane, if they were not religious or superstitious; some wouldn’t be disabled or dead.”

“Some people are each envious of the person they used to be.”

“A tie is what you get after ice cubes have wrestled with hot water.”

“Many a man was caused to perish by something that he and many men cherish.”

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“Thanks to bad graphic design, some readers love only the electronic version of some books.”

“Some people would not have remained with their partners, if the unfortunate things that have happened to them had happened to their partners, or if the fortunate things that have happened to their partners had happened to them.”

“Passing their toilet training is the very last thing that some adults did that has made their parents proud of them.”

“We would not be ashamed of doing some of the things we do in private, if the number of sane human beings who do them in public were large enough.”

“Whenever they are condemning weaves or breast implants, some people speak so passionately that their false teeth almost fall out.”

“Even the world’s greatest actor cannot fake an erection.”

“Death would not surprise us as often as it does, if we let go of the misbelief that newborns are less mortal than the elderly.”

“Marketing is so powerful that it can make even an extremely untalented musician a one-hundred-hits wonder.”

“We are sometimes depressed by our failure to convince people who strongly believe that we are that we are definitely not depressed.”

“He with the cleanest clothes isn’t necessarily the cleanest.”

“Some men would not still be HIV negative or alive, if they had managed to sleep with some of the women with whom they want or wanted to have sex.”

“Being bigheaded can be as irritating and as dangerous as being small-minded.”

“Some disabled people spend a significant amount of their energy on trying to come across as abled or as not that disabled.”

“Most people who are would each not be in love with their partner, if they did not have the kind of genitals they have.”

“We have glorified wealth and freedom so much that it is impossible for most of us to truly believe that a man can truly be happy in a shack or within the confines of a prison cell.”

“Some people do not really hate aging; they merely love the colour black.”

“More people would be depressed, if parents tried to please their children as frequently and as badly as children try to please their parents.”

“Some men’s chests are more buttlike than some women’s butts.”

“Some people wish they were as happy as or happy like some people think they are.”

“Death is number one on the list of things that we wish were possible to leave behind when we escaped barbarism.”

“After a certain point, all natural bodily changes are for the worst.”

“The only real reason that some relationships and marriages have not yet been ended is because in each case one of the partners has not yet found their ideal partner or someone they love or at least like.”

“To increase the chances of a writer trying to kill themselves, cut off their hands.”

“I do not have a problem with people killing themselves, as long as they took at least a hundred years to think about what they are about to do.”

“Unless it is you, finding out who your lover’s dream lover is is a nightmare.”

“To evade insanity and depression, we unconsciously limit the number of people toward whom we are sincerely sympathetic.”

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“One of the leading causes of obesity is the misbelief that, when it comes to juice, ‘100%’ means ‘sugar-free.”

“Being HIV positive doesn’t necessarily mean that you are going to die before each and every person who is HIV negative.”

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