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“You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.”
“Please don't retouch my wrinkles. It took me so long to earn them.”
“Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.”
“No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating.”
Source: The Complete Works of Oscar Wilde: Novel, Short Stories, Poetry, Essays and Plays
“There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.”
“Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.”
“Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.”
“I now consider it a good day when I don't step on my boobs.”
“You'll live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to.”