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“As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.”

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Author:Buddy Hackett
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“There is no sincerer love than the love of food.”

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Author:George Bernard Shaw
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“Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.”

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Author:Doug Larson
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“I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.”

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Author:W. C. Fields
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