“As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.”
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“Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.”
“Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is wiser not to stir them.”
“Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.”
“Sacred cows make the best hamburger.”
Source: Mark Twain on Common Sense: Timeless Advice and Words of Wisdom from America's Most-Revered Humorist
“I don't like spinach, and I'm glad I don't, because if I liked it I'd eat it, and I just hate it.”