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“Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.”
“The bookful blockhead, ignorantly read With loads of learned lumber in his head.”
“If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?”
“The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.”
“Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education.”
“Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.”
“Against stupidity the very gods themselves contend in vain.”
“When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.”
“Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.”
“I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.”
“To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered.”
“He must be very ignorant for he answers every question he is asked.”
“Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.”
“There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.”
“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
“I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.”
“Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?”
“The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.”
“Catholic, which I was until I reached the age of reason”
“I knew a transsexual guy whose only ambition is to eat, drink, and be Mary.”