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“British Israelites: The British Israelites believe the white Anglo-Saxons of Britain to be descended from the ten lost tribes of Israel deported by Sargon of Assyria on the fall of Sumeria in 721 B.C. ... They further believe that the future can be foretold by the measurements of the Great Pyramid, which probably means it will be big and yellow and in the hand of the Arabs. They also believe that if you sleep with your head under the pillow a fairy will come and take all your teeth.”

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Author:Mike Harding
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“Whoever said, 'It's not whether you win or lose that counts,' probably lost.”

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Author:Martina Navratilova
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“Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.”

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Author:Brooke Shields
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“It is a sad truth, but we have lost the faculty of giving lovely names to things. Names are everything. I never quarrel with actions. My one quarrel is with words. The man who could call a spade a spade should be compelled to use one. It is the only thing he is fit for.”

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Book:The Picture of Dorian Gray (Diversion Classics)
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