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“If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?”
“Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.”
“Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.”
“There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.”
“I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.”
“Catholic, which I was until I reached the age of reason”
“May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.”
“I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.”
“I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it.”
“Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.”
“As soon as someone is identified as an unsung hero, he no longer is.”
“In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.”
“I don't have a fear of heights. I do, however, have a fear of falling from heights.”
“A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.”
“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.”