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Source: Mencken Chrestomathy
“Husbands are chiefly good as lovers when they are betraying their wives.”
Source: My Story
“A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.”
“A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.”
Source: The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank
“My husband and I have never considered divorce... murder sometimes, but never divorce.”
“A woman is not property, and husbands who think otherwise are living in a dreamworld.”
Source: Time Enough for Love
Source: Anne of Green Gables Collection: Anne of Green Gables, Anne of the Island, and More Anne Shirley Books
“A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.”
“The heart of marriage is memories.”
Source: Love & Marriage
Source: Are You the One for Me? ; Real Moments
“When a wife has a good husband, it is easily seen on her face.”
Source: Ethics
Source: Mark Twain's Satires and Burlesques
“There is so little difference between husbands you might as well keep the first.”
“The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.”
Source: Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin
“The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.”
Source: 1000 Stories and Illustrations for All Occasions
“A woman might as well propose: her husband will claim she did.”
Source: The Best of Oscar Wilde: Selected Plays and Writings
Source: Judith. Tiger at the gates. Duel of angels
“One of the greatest gifts you can give your husband is your own wholeness.”
Source: The Power of a Praying® Wife
Source: Wisdom from Gift from the Sea
“The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.”
“The fittest time to corrupt a man's wife is when she's fallen out with her husband.”
Source: Coriolanus
“Fools are as like husbands as pilchards are to herrings, the husband's the bigger.”
Source: Shana Alexander's State-by-State guide to women's legal rights