Marriage Quotes
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“Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.”
“A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.”
“Husbands are chiefly good as lovers when they are betraying their wives.”
“A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.”
“A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.”
“When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.”
“I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed too - for being married so many times.”
“He that loves not his wife and children feeds a lioness at home, and broods a nest of sorrows.”
“My wife doesn't care what I do when I'm away, as long as I don't have a good time.”
“A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.”
“I would be married, but I'd have no wife, I would be married to a single life.”
“A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.”
“Men, you'll never be a good groom to your wife unless you're first a good bride to Jesus.”
“I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.”
“A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers.”
“When a wife has a good husband, it is easily seen on her face.”
“The true index of a man's character is the health of his wife.”
“The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him.”
“To avoid mistakes and regrets, always consult your wife before engaging in a flirtation.”
“A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.”