“There's nothing like a good cheating song to make me want to run home to be with my wife.”
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“I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.”
“Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.”
“The only solid and lasting peace between a man and his wife is, doubtless, a separation.”
Source: Letters Written by the Earl of Chesterfield to His Son
“A mother is a mother all of your life,but a father is a father only when he has a wife.”
“The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.”
Source: 1000 Stories and Illustrations for All Occasions
“A wife loves out of duty, and duty leads to constraint, and constraint kills desire.”
Source: Collected Plays of Jean Giradoux
Source: Judith. Tiger at the gates. Duel of angels
“My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.”
“In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.”
“Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.”
“My wife is so stupendously ugly it is easier to take her with me than to kiss her goodbye.”
“I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.”
“If ever two were one, then surely we. If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.”
“Men never know how tired they are till their wives sit them down for a nice long talk.”
Source: Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin
“The fittest time to corrupt a man's wife is when she's fallen out with her husband.”
Source: Coriolanus
“In love the heavens themselves do guide the state; Money buys lands, and wives are sold by fate.”
Source: The Dramatic Works of William Shakspeare, with Explanatory Notes: To which is Added, a Copious Index to the Remarkable Passages and Words
“If a man truly wants to communicate with his wife, he must enter her world of emotions.”
Source: The Keys to Growing in Love
“One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife.”
“Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.”
“The ideal husband understands every word his wife doesn't say.”
Source: London Match
“Most wives think of their husbands as bumbling braggarts with whom they happen to be in love.”
“What makes men indifferent to their wives is that they can see them when they please.”
Source: Delphi Complete Works of Ovid (Illustrated)
Source: the bell jar
Source: Back-log studies and My summer in a garden
“For every quarrel a man and wife have before others, they have a hundred when alone.”
“Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.”
“The relationship between husband and wife should be one of closest friends.”
“An undutiful daughter will prove an unmanageable wife.”
Source: Poor Richard's Almanack
Source: Wed Him Before You Bed Him
“You can not pluck roses without fear of thorns, Nor enjoy a fair wife without danger of horns.”
Source: Poor Richard's Almanack
“Cæsar might have married her [Cleopatra], but he had a wife at home. There's always something.”