Whisky Quotes
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“Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.”
“A glass of whisky in Scotland in the thirties cost less than a cup of tea.”
“I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record.”
“There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren't as good as others.”
“Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.”
“I know some who are constantly drunk on books as other men are drunk on whiskey.”
“Scotch whisky is made from barley and the morning dew on angel's nipples.”
“Her name was Maude and she drank whisky all day from a fruit jar under the counter.”
“Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right.”
“Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whiskey makes it go round twice as fast.”
“Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I'm thirsty, not dirty.”
“There is no such thing as a bad whisky. Some whiskies just happen to be better than others.”
“Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold.”
“I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch.”
“Catnip is vodka and whisky to most cats.”
“It is true that whisky improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it.”
“Emotional excitement reaches men through tea, tobacco, opium, whisky, and religion.”