“You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.”
Y Quotes
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All Y Quotes
“You know you're a success when people tell you, “I like me best when I'm with you.””
“You know you're a success when you look at your kids and realize they turned out better than you.”
“You know you're an Arizona native when you have to look up "mass transit" in the dictionary.”
“You know you're big when you sit in the bathtub and the water in the toilet rises.”
“You know you're doing what you love when Sunday nights feel the same as Friday nights.”
“You know you're getting fat when you step on the dog's tail and he dies.”
“You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work.”
“You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.”
“You know you're getting old when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.”
“You know you're getting old when you can pinch an inch on your forehead.”
“You know you're getting older when your haters now want to kill you.”
“You know you're grown up when summer is just a season.”
Source: Heart failure: diary of a third year medical student
“You know you're hearing from God when you don't walk away with facts but you walk away with faith.”
“You know you're in a bad movie when the Catholic clergy is being played by Jews.”
“You know you're in love when you wear condoms while having sex with other women.”
“You know you're in trouble when your own imagination starts punishing you.”
Source: Half Moon Investigations
“You know you're lazy when you run out of toilet paper and use the cardboard roll to wipe with.”
“You know you're living right when you wake up, brush your hair - and confetti falls out!”
“You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type.”
“You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot.”
“You know you're old when the president is younger than you.”
“You know you're old when your walker has an airbag.”
Source: Like a Lampshade in a Whorehouse: My Life in Comedy
“You know you're on the Senior Tour when your back goes out more than you do.”
“You know you're out of shape when you have a heart attack when you're watching television.”
“You know you're pitching well when the batters look as bad as you do at the plate.”
Source: Heist Society
“You know you're ugly when you go to the proctologist and he sticks his finger in your mouth.”
Source: Regeneration