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“My grandfather once told me that there were two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was much less competition.”

“The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.”

“The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary.”

“Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.”

“One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.”

“Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married?”

“A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.”

“I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.”

“A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both.”