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“The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.”
“The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary.”
“The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet.”
“I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess on it. I said, Thyroid problem?”
“Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.”
“The court is like a palace of marble; it's composed of people very hard and very polished.”
“A failure is like fertilizer; it stinks to be sure, but it makes things grow faster in the future.”
“A jury too often has at least one member more ready to hang the panel than to hang the traitor.”
“Most successful investors, in fact, do nothing most of the time.”
“Each problem that I solved became a rule, which served afterwards to solve other problems.”
“I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.”
“A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both.”