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“Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.”
“You can be young without money but you can't be old without it.”
“If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.”
“Money won't make you happy... but everybody wants to find out for themselves.”
“Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.”
“It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich.”
“Cocaine is God's way of telling you you are making too much money.”
“Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.”
“Money talks, bullshit walks.”
“I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed.”
“I made my money the old-fashioned way. I was very nice to a wealthy relative right before he died.”
“What difference does it make how much you have? What you do not have amounts to much more.”
“If you would be wealthy, think of saving as well as getting.”
“Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.”
“The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not to have any.”
“I was so poor growing up...if I wasn't a boy...I'd have nothing to play with.”
“We live by the Golden Rule. Those who have the gold make the rules.”
“I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.”
“Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop”
“If inflation continues to soar, you're going to have to work like a dog just to live like one”
“They were a people so primitive they did not know how to get money, except by working for it.”
“You should always live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so.”
“If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves.”
“The best way you hurt rich people is by turning them into poor people”
“Money's only something you need in case you don't die tomorrow.”
“A fool and his money are lucky enough to get together in the first place.”
“No matter how hard you hug your money, it never hugs back.”
“A man in love is like a clipped coupon - it's time to cash in.”