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“I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.”

“Let us drink for the replenishment of our strength, not for our sorrow”

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Author:Marcus Tullius Cicero

“Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.”

“Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.”

“I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.”

“You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.”

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Book:You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning

Source: You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning

“I'm not much of a beer drinker, you know what I drink? Peach wine coolers.”

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Author:Joe Teti

“I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.”

Source: What Every Christian Ought to Know

“Beer drinkers have been duped by mass marketing into the belief that it makes sense to drink only one brand of beer. In truth, brand loyalty in beer makes no more sense than 'vegetable loyalty' in food. Can you imagine it? “No thanks, I'll pass on the mashed potatoes, carrots, bread and roast beef. Me, I'm strictly a broccoli man.'”

“A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!”

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Author:Matt Groening

“A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.”

“Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.”