“I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle.”
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“I saw a human pyramid once. It was very unnecessary. It did not need to exist.”
“I'd like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make a cart.”
“It's weird... people say they're not like apes. Now how do you explain football then?”
“If my kid couldn't draw I'd make sure that my kitchen magnets didn't work.”
“I used to be a hot-tar roofer. Yeah, I remember that... day.”
“I'm gonna fix that last joke by taking out all the words and adding new ones.”
“A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.”
Source: Ernest Hemingway Selected Letters 1917-1961