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“If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.”
“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.”
“If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.”
“The lack of money is the root of all evil.”
“Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.”
“Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.”
“I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.”
“If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.”
“Money is like manure; it’s not worth a thing unless it’s spread around.”
“I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.”