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“I don't quite recollect how many tumblers of whiskey toddy each man drank after supper; but this I know, that about one o'clock in the morning, the baillie's grown-up son became insensible while attempting the first verse of 'Willie brewed a peck o' maut'; and he having been, for half an hour before, the only other man visible above the mahogany, it occurred to my uncle that it was almost time to think about going.”

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Book:The Pickwick Papers: The Posthumous Papers of the Pickwick Club
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“The Secretary, working in the Dismal Swamp betimes next morning, was informed that a youth waited in the hall who gave the name of Sloppy. The footman who communicated this intelligence made a decent pause before uttering the name, to express that it was forced on his reluctance by the youth in question, and that if the youth had had the good sense and good taste to inherit some other name it would have spared the feelings of him the bearer.”

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Book:Our Mutual Friend
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“I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.”

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Author:Jack Lemmon
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“Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.”

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Author:Robert Orben
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“On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.”

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Author:H. Allen Smith
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