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“I think a man can keep on drinking for centuries, he'll never die; especially wine or beer...I like drunkards, man, because drunkards, they come out of it, and they're sick and they spring back, they spring back and forth...If I hadn't been a drunkard, I probably would have committed suicide long ago.”

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Author:Charles Bukowski

“Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.”

“I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve.”

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Author:W. C. Fields

“Nothing ever tasted better than a cold beer on a beautiful afternoon with nothing to look forward to than more of the same.”

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Author:Hugh Hood

“The difference between a drunk and a alcoholic is that a drunk doesn't have to attend all those meetings.”

Differences Meetings Drunk Beer Alcoholics

Author:W. Arthur Lewis

“Ideally, brewers interpret history, and through science they create art.”

Art Art Is Beer Brewers

Author:Don Spencer

“Beer has long been the prime lubricant in our social intercourse and the sacred throat-anointing fluid that accompanies the ritual of mateship. To sink a few cold ones with the blokes is both an escape and a confirmation of belonging.”

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Author:Rennie Ellis

“I mulled over what he had told me as I savored the Scotch. Not bad, really - like a beer that's been in a brawl.”

Author:David Justice

“In Belgium, the magistrate has the dignity of a prince, but by Bacchus, it is true that the brewer is king.”

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Author:Emile Verhaeren

“Beer drinking doesn't do half the harm of lovemaking.”

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Author:Eden Phillpotts

“St. Patrick... one of the few saints whose feast day presents the opportunity to get determinedly whacked and make a fool of oneself all under the guise of acting Irish.”

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Author:Charles Madigan

“Cerevisiam Bibat! (drink beer for health)”

Author:Hildegard of Bingen

“When the homebrewers stop entering the profession, and the backyard breweries are squeezed out, then it will become stagnant.”

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Author:Greg Noonan

“In heaven there is no beer. That's why we drink ours here.”

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Author:Frank Yankovic

“So laugh, lads, and quaff, lads, twill make you stout and hale; through all my days, I'll sing the praise of brown October ale.”

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Book:Robin Hood: A Comic Opera in Three Acts

Source: Robin Hood: A Comic Opera in Three Acts

“Beer was not made to be moralised about, but to be drunk.”

Made Drunk Beer

Author:Theodore Maynard

“Out in the Pool certain other boats caught the eye... each carried a bright fire amidships, in a brazier, beside a man, two small barrels of beer, and a very large handbell. The men were purlmen, Grandfather Nat told me, selling hot beer in the cold mornings - to the men on the colliers, or on any other craft thereabout.”

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Book:The Complete Works of Arthur Morrison (Including Martin Hewitt Detective Mysteries, Sketches of the Old London Slum & Tales of the Supernatural) - Illustrated: Adventures of Martin Hewitt, The Red Triangle, Tales of Mean Streets, The Dorrington Deed Box, The Green Eye of Goona, Divers Vanities, Green Ginger, Fiddle o' Dreams, The Shadows Around Us & more

Source: The Complete Works of Arthur Morrison (Including Martin Hewitt Detective Mysteries, Sketches of the Old London Slum & Tales of the Supernatural) - Illustrated: Adventures of Martin Hewitt, The Red Triangle, Tales of Mean Streets, The Dorrington Deed Box, The Green Eye of Goona, Divers Vanities, Green Ginger, Fiddle o' Dreams, The Shadows Around Us & more

“Listening to someone who brews their own beer is like listening to a religious fanatic talk about the day he saw the light.”

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Author:Ross Murray

“I often sit back and think, I wish I'd done that, and find out later that I already have.”

Thinking Done Wish Beer

Author:Richard Harris

“Beer, of course, is actually a depressant, but poor people will never stop hoping otherwise.”

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Book:Hocus Pocus

Source: Hocus Pocus

“I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs.”

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Author:Robert Downey, Jr.

“I used to think drinking was the only way to be happy. Now I know there is no way to be happy.”

Thinking Knows Way Used Drinking Beer

Author:Laura Kightlinger

“See, there's a fat guy doing okay. Bring me another beer.”

Guy Okay Fats Beer

Author:Mickey Lolich

“I am awake, I might as well be drinking”

Wells Might Drinking Beer Awake

Author:Dan Thompson

“We shall drink to our partnership. Do you like gin? It is my only weakness.”

Drink Weakness Beer Partnership Gin

Author:Ernest Thesiger

“Who watches golf on TV? Who calls eight friends over and gets a keg of beer? Landscapers, I guess. They sit around the TV, yelling, "Will you look at that golf path?Pure pea gravel."”

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Author:Jeff Cesario

“If you're unlucky enough not to have alcoholic parents, it takes you a whole lifetime of intoxication to overcome the dead weight of their virtues.”

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Author:Emile M. Cioran

“Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.”

Book Moving Achieve Students Drink Oneness Beer Keep Moving Forward

Author:Woody Allen

“I've got to make a new life for myself, I'm out to learn how to enjoy my leisure now that I'm retired. I've been doing things people expected of me always. I want to feel free. I want to sit under a linden tree with nothing more important to worry about than the temperature of the beer, if there is anything more important.”

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Author:Walter Huston

“Listen up, you couch potatoes: each recycled beer can saves enough electricity to run a television for three hours.”

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Author:Denis Hayes

“His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.”

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Author:Woody Allen

“I don't go to the gym or practice yoga. And the closest thing I have to a nutritionist is the Carlsberg Beer Company. I just have the appetite of a pigeon.”

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Author:Colin Farrell

“No one has ever had an idea in a dress suit.”

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Author:Frederick Banting

“That's what's cool about working with computers. They don't argue, they remember everything, and they don't drink all your beer.”

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Author:Paul Leary

“There is more similarity in the marketing challenge of selling a precious painting by Degas and a frosted mug of root beer than you ever thought possible.”

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Author:A. Alfred Taubman

“Why should I paint dead fish, onions and beer glasses? Girls are so much prettier.”

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Author:Marie Laurencin

“In my case, I thoroughly enjoy running 100-odd miles a week. If I didn't I wouldn't do it. Who can define happiness? To some, happiness is a warm puppy or a glass of cold beer. To me, happiness is running in the hills with my mates around me.”

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Author:Ron Clarke

“I think I get used to, even addicted to, the feelings associated with the end of a long training run. I love feeling empty, clean, worn out, starving, and sweat-purged. I love the good ache of muscles that have done me proud. I love the way a cold beer tastes later that afternoon. I love the way my body feels light and sinewy.”

“Pure water is the best gifts a man can bring. But who am I that I should have the best of anything? Let princes revel at the pump, let peers with ponds make free, ...beer is good enough for me.”

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Author:Charles Neaves, Lord Neaves

“The best way to die is sit under a tree, eat lots of bologna and salami, drink a case of beer, then blow up.”

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Author:Art Donovan

“I definitely feel closer to the feminine side of the human being than I do the male - or the American idea of what a male is supposed to be. Just watch a beer commercial and you'll see what I mean.”

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Author:Kurt Cobain

“If you want to see Chris Jericho drink a beer with Stone Cold Steve Austin, give me a doo-a dee-dee-dam, dee-dee-doo.”

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Author:Chris Jericho

“I am against Prohibition because it has set the cause of temperence back twenty years; because it has substituted an ineffective campaign of force for an effective campaign of education; because it has replaced comparatively uninjurious light wines and beers with the worst kind of hard liquor and bad liquor; because it has increased drinking not only among men but has extended drinking to women and even children.”

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Book:William Randolph Hearst: a portrait in his own words

Source: William Randolph Hearst: a portrait in his own words

“Well, here's all you need to know. Classes, nothing before 11. Beer, its your best friend, you drink a lot of it. Women, you're a freshman, so its pretty much out of the question. Will you have a car? ... Someone on your hall will, find them and make friends with them on the first day.”

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Author:Jeremy Piven

“This was the point of our lives when we found pills, uppers. That's the only way we could continue playing for so long. They were called Preludin, and you could buy them over the counter. We never thought we were doing anything wrong, but we'd get really wired and go on for days. So with beer and Preludin, that's how we survived.”

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Author:Ringo Starr

“They were actually pills to make slimming easier for you. We used to take them with a couple of beers. They made you just a little speedy. But you can't compare it to speed from today or cocaine or anything. It's just baby food compared to that.”

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Author:Astrid Kirchherr

“I'm not a feminist. I hail men, I love men. I celebrate American male culture, and beer, and bars and muscle cars.”

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Author:Lady Gaga

“Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.”

“The wine urges me on, the bewitching wine, which sets even a wise man to singing and to laughing gently and rouses him up to dance and brings forth words which were better unspoken.”

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Author:Homer

“I'm not God but if I were God, ¾ of you would be girls, and the rest would be pizza and beer.”

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Author:Axl Rose