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“Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”

“An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.”

“The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.”

“When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place.”

“There cannot be good living where there is not good drinking.”

“Fill with mingled cream and amber, I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions clamber Through the chamber of my brain — Quaintest thoughts — queerest fancies Come to life and fade away; What care I how time advances? I am drinking ale today.”

“One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.”

“When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!”

“Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.”