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“Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”

“An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.”

“The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.”

“One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.”

“When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!”

“If any man has drunk a little too deeply from the cup of physical pleasure; if he has spent too much time at his desk that should have been spent asleep; if his fine spirits have become temporarily dulled; if he finds the air too damp, the minutes too slow, and the atmosphere too heavy to withstand; if he is obsessed by a fixed idea which bars him from any freedom of thought: if he is any of these poor creatures, we say, let him be given a good pint of amber-flavored chocolate... and marvels will be performed.”