Humorous Quotes
Browse 3047 quotes about Humorous.
Related topics
Humorous Quotes
“Everything serious that he says is a joke and everything humorous that he says is dead serious.”
“Men love a joke - on the other fellow. But your really humorous woman loves a joke on herself.”
Source: Oh, Well, You Know How Women Are: And Isn't that Just Like a Man
“I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.”
Source: The Complete Dramatic Works of Samuel Beckett
“It's hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one.”
Source: Percy Jackson and the Last Olympian
“I intend to live forever. So far, so good. - T-SHIRT”
Source: Fifth Grave Past the Light
“The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese”
Source: Mark Twain at Your Fingertips: A Book of Quotations
Source: Napalm & Silly Putty
“I am not afraid of death. I just don't want to be there when it happens.”