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“If you'd lose a troublesome visitor, lend him money.”
“If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.”
“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.”
“The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary.”
“If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.”
“The lack of money is the root of all evil.”
“What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.”
“It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.”
“Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.”
“A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.”
“I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.”
“You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are.”
“If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.”
“Money is like manure; it’s not worth a thing unless it’s spread around.”
“I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.”