“Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”
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“An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.”
“The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.”
“There cannot be good living where there is not good drinking.”
“Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages.”
“No poems can please long or live that are written by water drinkers.”
“Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I'm thirsty, not dirty.”
“I saw a notice that said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started.”
“I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.”
“One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.”
“Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.”
“I like liquor - its taste and its effects - and that is just the reason why I never drink it.”
“Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.”