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“Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning.”
“If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.”
“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.”
“The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers.”
“If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.”
“The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary.”
“To educate a man in mind and not in morals is to educate a menace to society.”
“There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there.”
“It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse.”
“Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.”
“What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.”
“Why join the navy if you can be a pirate?”
“As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.”
“The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.”
“We don't have a monopoly. We have market share. There's a difference.”
“There's an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job.”
“To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often.”
“A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.”
“I am certainly not one of those who need to be prodded. In fact, if anything, I am the prod.”
“My mentor said, 'Let's go do it', not 'You go do it'. How powerful when someone says, 'Let's!'”
“If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.”
“I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.”
“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.”
“Imagination is more important than knowledge.”
“A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both.”