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“I use humour a lot. My foundation is tragic, but my appearance is humorous.”
“When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.”
“I have a humorous side but these days humour can be a risky thing.”
“I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.”
“Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.”
“Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.”
“Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!”
“You'd be amazed how much research you can get done when you have no life whatsoever.”
“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.”
“Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.”
“Not enough gets said about the importance of abandoning crap.”