Marriage Quotes
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“A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.”
“When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.”
“Well, you know, the definition of second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.”
“I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.”
“Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.”
“Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.”
“A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.”
“When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.”
“Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.”
“Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.”
“Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.”
“He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.”
“My husband and I have never considered divorce... murder sometimes, but never divorce.”
“The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.”
“I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.”
“The longest sentence you can form with two words is: I do.”
“I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.”
“Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.”