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Famous Mark Twain Quotes
“The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.”
“No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session.”
“A cat is more intelligent than people believe, and can be taught any crime.”
“The funniest things are the forbidden.”
“Humorists of the 'mere' sort cannot survive. Humor is only a fragrance, a decoration.”
“Humor is the good natured side of a truth.”
“The inability to forget is far more devastating than the inability to remember.”
“If you can't get a compliment any other way, pay yourself one.”
“Diligence is a good thing, but taking things easy is much more restful.”
“The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten”
“That cat will write her autograph all over your leg if you let her.”