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“When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.”
“Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.”
“Yo Mama’s so ugly, her Mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.”
“Yo Mama sucks so much d***, her lips went double platinum.”
“Yo Mama's like a library, open to the public.”
“Yo Mama's so fat, her ass has its own congressman!”
“Chuck Norris CAN understand women.”
“Yo Mama’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.”
“Yo Mama’s so old, her memory is in black and white.”
“Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, no professionals.”
“If Yo Mama and Yo Daddy got a divorce, they'd still be brother and sister.”
“Yo Mama's like mustard, she spreads easy.”
“Trump is so evil, the 7 deadly sins are his 7 favorite hobbies.”
“Sin more! Otherwise Jesus died for nothing.”
“Women are heavyweight boxers; only, they punch with words, not fists.”
“Puberty. The word itself sounded like a half-digested lump of rubber.”
“All I have is me, myself and I and we are all getting really tired of each other.”
“If you blame gravity for falling in love, even God has the right to laugh at you.”
“All women may not be beautiful but every woman can look beautiful.”
“A typical job interview is a conversation between two liars.”
“I'm a damsel, I'm in distress, I can handle this. Have a nice day!”
“Noel slopped, sloshed, splashed and squished through the mud - oh, what fun it was.”
“See lady, that's what happens when it snows in Texas, it freaking melts.”
“Otis! Will you PLEASE stop killing me!”