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“My grandfather once told me that there were two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was much less competition.”

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Author:Indira Gandhi
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“Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.”

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Book:The Wicked Wit of John F. Kennedy
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“Everyone is in favor of free speech. Hardly a day passes without its being extolled, but some people's idea of it is that they are free to say what they like, but if anyone else says anything back, that is an outrage.”

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Book:War Speeches: From September 11, 1943 to August 16, 1945
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“To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often.”

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Book:The Wicked Wit of Winston Churchill
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“A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn't happen.”

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Author:Winston Churchill
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“Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.”

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Author:Benjamin Franklin
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