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“One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.”

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Author:Nancy Astor
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“When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!”

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Author:Brian O'Rourke
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“I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.”

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Author:Winston Churchill
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“My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.”

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Author:Winston Churchill
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“Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.”

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Author:Benjamin Franklin
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“I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.”

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Book:What Every Christian Ought to Know
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“Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.”

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Author:Ogden Nash
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“Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.”

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Author:W. C. Fields
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“First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.”

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Book:On Booze (New Directions Pearls)
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