“Who cares how time advances? I am drinking ale today.”
Source: Delphi Complete Works of Edgar Allan Poe (Illustrated)
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Funny Beer Drinking Quotes
“Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.”
“Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.”
“Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working.”
“You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are.”
“I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night”
“Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean...Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.”
“I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.”
“Let us drink for the replenishment of our strength, not for our sorrow”
“Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.”
“Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.”
“An oppressive government is more to be feared than a tiger.”
“I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.”
“You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.”
Source: You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning
“I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.”
Source: What Every Christian Ought to Know
“I would not have thought of eating a meal without drinking a beer.”
Source: The Hemingway Collection
“A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.”
“Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.”