“A recipe has no soul. You, as the cook, must bring soul to the recipe.”
Source: The French Laundry Cookbook
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Funny Food Quotes
“Cucumber should be well sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out.”
“A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.”
Source: Leaking Laffs Between Pampers and Depends
Source: The Bachelor Home Companion: A Practical Guide to Keeping House Like a Pig
“Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face.”
“Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.”
“Get out the rye bread and mustard grandma, cause it's GRAND SALAMI TIME!”
“The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.”
“It's so beautifully arranged on the plate - you know someone's fingers have been all over it.”
Source: The Fran Lebowitz Reader
“I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead - not sick, not wounded - dead.”
“Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.”
“Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that's bad for you!”
“Sacred cows make the best hamburger.”
Source: Mark Twain on Common Sense: Timeless Advice and Words of Wisdom from America's Most-Revered Humorist
“The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.”
Source: Ruth Hall and Other Writings
“Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is.”
“I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.”
“Destiny may ride with us today, but there is no reason for it to interfere with lunch.”
“Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.”
Source: Garfield Eats His Heart Out: His 6th Book
“An apple is an excellent thing -- until you have tried a peach.”
Source: Trilby
“What exactly are the ingredients of Ranch dressing? Mayo and disappointment?”
“The people who give you their food give you their heart.”
Source: An Organizer's Tale: Speeches
“One of the benefits of eating salad is that you can eat tons of it and never be satisfied.”
“Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.”
“Sharing food with another human being is an intimate act that should not be indulged in lightly.”