Source: The New Frontier and Sand and Foam
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“Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”
“If you only have a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail.”
“To educate a man in mind and not in morals is to educate a menace to society.”
“The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet.”
“Try not to have a good time... this is supposed to be educational.”
“The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.”
Source: The Prince and the Pauper (StoneHenge Classics)
“Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.”
“There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.”
Source: The Wit and Wisdom of Mark Twain
“I wonder whether if I had an education I should have been more or less a fool that I am.”
“A gentleman need not know Latin, but he should at least have forgotten it.”
“It don't make much difference what you study, so long as you don't like it.”
“I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.”
Source: The VALIS Trilogy
“Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.”
“The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.”
“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.”
Source: Bite-Size Einstein: Quotations on Just About Everything from the Greatest Mind of the Twentieth Century
“Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.”