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“Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.”

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Author:Benjamin Franklin
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“A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.”

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Author:Zsa Zsa Gabor
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“When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.”

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Author:Sacha Guitry
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“I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it.”

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Author:Lyndon B. Johnson
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“I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.”

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Author:Groucho Marx
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“Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.”

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Author:H. L. Mencken
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“A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.”

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Author:Michel de Montaigne
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“I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”

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Author:Rita Rudner
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“Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married?”

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Author:Barbra Streisand
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“Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.”

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Author:Erma Bombeck
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“When two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, they are required to swear that they will remain in that excited, abnormal, and exhausting condition continuously until death do them part.”

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Author:George Bernard Shaw
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“My mother once told me that if a married couple puts a penny in a pot for every time they make love in the first year, and takes a penny out every time after that, they'll never get all the pennies out of the pot.”

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“The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.”

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“An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.”

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Author:Agatha Christie
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