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“Although they probably know that some children were used and some children are used as miners, most adults are ignorant of the chocolate industry’s use of minors.”

Source: The Use and Misuse of Children

“Some women have kissed—and some are kissing—a lot of frogs, even though the very first man that they have each kissed was and is still a prince.”

“Taking good care of your husband or wife is the best way to thank their parent or parents for having taken good care of them.”

“Most priests wish they were as righteous as they seem to most members of their congregations.”

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“There’s no such thing as a good or bad person: there are just people who have each been or seem to have been good or bad to you, someone, or some people, thus far.”

“More often than not, an inspirational or motivational speaker is someone who makes money from telling us that we can do all of the things that we can do … and pretty much all of the things that we cannot do.”

“We seldom look up to the person; we usually look up to their persona.”

“Some people respect some people only because some people respect them.”

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“As an unavoidable result of the inevitable loss of some physical and/or some mental abilities, many a man who has been alive for many years has become a boy again.”

Source: The Use and Misuse of Children

“Not everyone who talks less or keeps quiet whenever they are with or around you does that because they find you interesting or knowledgeable; some people do that because they find you boring or ignorant.”

“The more you know, the less you talk. The less you talk, the more you know.”

“We think we like or love some people until we see them regularly.”

“Whenever He answers prayers, God usually prioritizes those by people who, instead of their mouths, have prayed with their hands and/or feet.”

“As we all know, as if forever exploiting or attempting to exploit each other were not enough, a group of sane human beings who have just reached the end of a war against a common enemy of theirs will sooner or later start or continue killing and/or fighting against each other.”

Source: The Use and Misuse of Children

“Most human beings strongly believe that money is way less important than the life of a human being, but in reality five hundred, fifty, or even five dollars are way more important to the lives of most human beings than the lives of most human beings.”

“Most human beings would have never been pained by the death of a human being if they had never seen a human being or pretending to be pained by that.”

“We human beings regard ourselves as (or compare ourselves to) animals only when it suits us.”

“Unless they are off duty, no matter how wide it is, and even when it is sincere, a smile seems fake if the job description of the person who is smiling includes smiling.”

“Most people do not mind having a house that is smaller and/or a car that is cheaper than their neighbours’, as long as they each earn and have more money than their neighbours, and, equally important, their neighbours know that.”

“We are not as important to most people as we are to ourselves. As a matter of fact, we are—to most people—not important at all.”

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Author:Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“We, in the interest of the so-called progress, have been persuaded to leave the production and at times the cooking of our food to companies whose owners and employees make a living by exploiting our busyness or laziness and our innate hunger to continue living.”

Source: The Use and Misuse of Children

“Some people would have killed themselves and/or someone else if they were single; and some people would not have done that.”

“He who is jealous is better off not dating someone who is bisexual.”

“Most women sell sex; most of them just don’t take cash (nor do they each sell to more than one ‘client’ at a time).”

“There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels like it.”

“Some men are dogs; some dogs are women.”

“Because he has finally realized that it is it and not him that is loved by the woman he loves, many a man is jealous of his own car, house, wardrobe, or salary.”

“Many a woman is in a relationship with or married to her man not because she loves him but only because she likes men like him.”

“Some people love but will never marry each other. Some are married to but have never loved and will never love each other.”

“Many a woman would not be in a relationship with or married to her man, if he earned half of what he earns; and many a man would not be in a relationship with or married to his woman, if he earned twice as much as he earns.”

“People who are not blessed with the ability to make others laugh compensate for that by saying (or trying to say) things that are profound.”

“Some people would not be dead if they have not gotten the things or people they had prayed for.”

“We are generally treated based on how much or little we have, earn, or know—or seem to have, earn, or know.”

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“A deep breath is a technique with which we minimize the number of instances where we say what we do not mean … or what we really think.”

“Loneliness tortures many if not most of the elderly more intensely and more frequently than it torments many if not most of us who will never be or have not yet been pushed or pulled into old age.”

Source: The Use and Misuse of Children

“Being bored is the price we pay for not being insane.”

“Most men would no longer enjoy conversing with most women if they stopped bringing their vaginas along.”

“Most women would each be left with fewer dreams or without a dream, if the institution of marriage were to be abolished.”

“Most of the very few people who would choose a good heart over riches would eventually use that to either make a lot of money, or attract men or women who are rich.”

“Some men are so indoctrinated that they sincerely believe that other than cooking and cleaning the only thing that a woman can do better than them is being a woman.”

“Looking but not seeing is the hearing but not understanding of the eye.”

“It is still cheating, even if nobody comes.”

“When you are suffering from sexual starvation, a spank or even a hug seems like a porn scene.”

“One of the most common and most dangerous misbeliefs is that it is impossible for someone to be stupid just because they are a doctor or a lawyer.”

“There probably was a time when the idea of having a toilet inside a house was repulsive.”

“An arrogant man whose arrogance we see from his own behaviour is more tolerable than a humble man whose humility we hear of from his own mouth.”

“Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone else; and some are dead.”

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Author:Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Some kleptomaniacs do not steal things only; they also, while some only, steal lovers.”

“There would be fewer absent fathers, if straight men were turned on only by women with whom they would not mind having children.”

“Not everyone who condemns masturbation can masturbate.”

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P for Pessimism: A Collection of Funny yet Profound AphorismsRelated source material

The Use and Misuse of ChildrenRelated source material

N for Nigger: Aphorisms for Grown Children and Childish Grown-upsRelated source material

On Friendship: A Satirical EssayRelated source material

The Confessions of a MisfitRelated source material

The Selfish Genie: A Satirical Essay on AltruismRelated source material

Divided & ConqueredRelated source material

On Masturbation: A Satirical EssayRelated source material

F for Philosopher: A Collection of Funny Yet Profound AphorismsRelated source material