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“If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?”
“Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.”
“It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.”
Source: Mark Twain on Common Sense: Timeless Advice and Words of Wisdom from America's Most-Revered Humorist
“The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.”
Source: The Prince and the Pauper (StoneHenge Classics)
Source: Mark Twain on Common Sense: Timeless Advice and Words of Wisdom from America's Most-Revered Humorist
“The best way to hold a man is in your arms.”
Source: The wit and wisdom of Mae West
“The next time you have a thought... let it go.”
Source: I Had the Right to Remain Silent...But I Didn't Have the Ability
“We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.”
“What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.”
Source: The Importance of Being Earnest
“If women ran the world, we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.”
“The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.”
“A literary academic can no more pass a bookstore than an alcoholic can pass a bar.”
“I've lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.”
Source: The Ultimate Quotable Einstein
“I always advise people never to give advice.”
Source: Fore!: The Best of Wodehouse on Golf
“Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.”
“First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.”
“The man who asks a question is a fool for a minute, the man who does not ask is a fool for life.”
“Books are no more threatened by Kindle than stairs by elevators.”
“The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.”
“To be ignorant of one's ignorance is the malady of the ignorant.”
Source: Table-talk
“For every book you buy, you should buy the time to read it.”
“The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.”
Source: The Best of Brain Droppings
“It is dangerous to be right in matters where established men are wrong.”
“Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.”
Source: Napalm & Silly Putty
“Some people underestimate how erotic it is to be understood.”
Source: The Memory Room: A Novel