“I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.”
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“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.”
“I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess on it. I said, Thyroid problem?”
“When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking.”
“You can give without loving, but you can never love without giving.”
“Men at most differ as Heaven and Earth, but women, worst and best, as Heaven and Hell.”
Source: Idylls of the King
“If you want something said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman.”
“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.”
“My wife doesn't care what I do when I'm away, as long as I don't have a good time.”
“The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.”
“A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.”
“Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for.”
Source: The wit and wisdom of Mae West
“You can say what you like about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.”
“It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.”
Source: The wit and wisdom of Mae West
“God forbid that any book should be banned. The practice is as indefensible as infanticide.”
“Women are made to be loved, not understood.”
Source: Aphorisms
“Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.”
Source: Epigrams & Aphorisms
“A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her.”
Source: Collected Works of Oscar Wilde: The Plays, the Poems, the Stories and the Essays Including De Profundis
“A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.”
Source: The Wit and Wisdom of Oscar Wilde
“All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his.”
“Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.”
“As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.”
Source: The Picture of Dorian Gray (Diversion Classics)
“Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat.”
“If women ran the world, we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.”
“The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.”
“Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?”
“If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it.”
“I wrote the story myself. It's all about a girl who lost her reputation but never missed it.”
“If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.”
“You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.”