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Great Alcohol Quotes
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Great Alcohol Quotes
“My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.”
Source: It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex and Drugs
“Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.”
“Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right.”
“Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking.”
“I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.”
Source: The World of Raymond Chandler: In His Own Words
“No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or so good as drink.”
“I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.”
“I drink to make other people interesting.”
Source: The World of George Jean Nathan: Essays, Reviews, & Commentary
“Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I'm thirsty, not dirty.”
“I saw a notice that said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started.”
Source: Holidays in Hell: In Which Our Intrepid Reporter Travels to the World's Worst Places and Asks,
“Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living.”
Source: Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin
“No soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer.”
“Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.”
Source: The joys of aging--and how to avoid them: can sex keep you young? And other silly questions
“I had to stop drinkin, cuz I got tired of waking up in my car driving ninety.”
“No nation is drunken where wine is cheap.”
Source: Memoir, Correspondence, and Miscellanies: From the Papers of Thomas Jefferson
“I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler; I don't like beer.”
“There are more old drunkards than old physicians.”
Source: Gargantua and Pantagruel
“I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.”
Source: The achievements of the ingenious gentleman, don Quixote de la Mancha. A tr. based on that of P.A. Motteux, with the memoir and notes of J.G. Lockhart
“You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.”
Source: Real Frank Zappa Book
“One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.”
“There are more old drunkards than old doctors.”
Source: The Way to Wealth and Poor Richard's Almanac
Source: The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary
“I like liquor - its taste and its effects - and that is just the reason why I never drink it.”
“Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean...Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.”
“I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.”
“Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.”
“Don't trust a brilliant idea unless it survives the hangover.”
“An oppressive government is more to be feared than a tiger.”
“I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.”
“I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.”