Black Humor Quotes
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“If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.”
“The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.”
“It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.”
“The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.”
“The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.”
“The truth will set you free. But not until it is finished with you.”
“Just tell the truth, and they'll accuse you of writing black humor.”
“After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say 'I want to see the manager.'”
“Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.”
“No real estate is permanently valuable but the grave.”
“You can talk any redneck into a challenge. That’s why so many rednecks die in strange ways.”
“You can't slit the throat of everyone whose character it would improve.”
“You have to accept the fact that sometimes you are the pigeon, and sometimes you are the statue.”