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“We have glorified wealth and freedom so much that it is impossible for most of us to truly believe that a man can truly be happy in a shack or within the confines of a prison cell.”

“Some people do not really hate aging; they merely love the colour black.”

“More people would be depressed, if parents tried to please their children as frequently and as badly as children try to please their parents.”

“Some men’s chests are more buttlike than some women’s butts.”

“Some people wish they were as happy as or happy like some people think they are.”

“Death is number one on the list of things that we wish were possible to leave behind when we escaped barbarism.”

“After a certain point, all natural bodily changes are for the worst.”

“The only real reason that some relationships and marriages have not yet been ended is because in each case one of the partners has not yet found their ideal partner or someone they love or at least like.”

“To increase the chances of a writer trying to kill themselves, cut off their hands.”

“I do not have a problem with people killing themselves, as long as they took at least a hundred years to think about what they are about to do.”

“Unless it is you, finding out who your lover’s dream lover is is a nightmare.”

“To evade insanity and depression, we unconsciously limit the number of people toward whom we are sincerely sympathetic.”

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“One of the leading causes of obesity is the misbelief that, when it comes to juice, ‘100%’ means ‘sugar-free.”

“Being HIV positive doesn’t necessarily mean that you are going to die before each and every person who is HIV negative.”

“Not everyone who has killed themselves because they were HIV positive would have been killed by AIDS.”

“Most of us cling to life as if our existence were a result of our deed or choice.”

“Many millions of pregnancies—many if not most of which have each led to the birth of at least one child—were each used as nothing but a conspicuous means to a secret end called the evasion of abortion.”

Source: The Use and Misuse of Children

“It is a sign of immaturity to believe that being older than someone (automatically) makes you more (mentally) mature than them.”

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Author:Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Our parents would not be ‘The best parents in the world’ (to us) if they were not our parents.”

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“More often than not, expecting to lose weight without first losing the diet that made the weight loss necessary is like expecting a pig to be spotless after hosing it down while it was still rolling in mud.”

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“Every single living thing is food to at least one living thing.”

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“The real purpose of the opposition is to minimize the amount of money the ruling party will have stolen from the people at the end of its term.”

“For a sane person to sincerely be happy that someone has succeeded, they have to either be profiting or likely to profit from that person’s success, or be that person.”

“A relationship is likely to last way longer, if each partner convinces or has convinced themselves that they do not deserve their partner, even if that is not true.”

“We are sometimes dragged into a pit of unhappiness by someone else’s opinion that we do not look happy.”

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“Some of us were brought into this troubled world primarily or only to increase our fathers’ chances of not being left by our mothers, or vice versa.”

Source: The Use and Misuse of Children

“A premature death does not only rob one of the countless instances where one would have experienced pleasure, it also saves one from the innumerable instances where one would have experienced pain.”

“Nothing is as irritating to a shy man as a confident girl.”

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“We love being mentally strong, but we hate situations that allow us to put our mental strength to good use.”

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“The most upsetting thing about Society’s attitude towards disabled people is that many millions of disabled people became disabled while trying to please Society, the very same bitch that secretly regards them as subhuman.”

Source: The Use and Misuse of Children

“Life is a process during which one initially gets less and less dependent, independent, and then more and more dependent.”

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“Most sane human beings who are over the age of six usually act or react not as per what they genuinely feel or really think but in accordance with the expectations of those around them.”

Source: The Use and Misuse of Children

“Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people.”

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“Some people will hate you for not loving them.”

“We are way less likely to love someone just because they love us than we are to hate someone just because they hate us.”

“If we were not impressed by job titles, suits, and jargon, we would demand that financial advisors show us their personal bank statements before they tell us what we could or should do with our own money.”

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“Attending a funeral would leave the average person insane, if they truly believed that sooner or later they are also going to die.”

“In reality most human beings are not, to most human beings, more important than money.”

Source: The Use and Misuse of Children

“The least we each ought to do for someone who treats us like a king or a queen is to treat them like a prince or a princess.”

“Many obese people spend a significant amount of their energy on suppressing the urge to tell some of the people who are staring at them that they do not eat as much and as frequently as they seem to.”

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“Children are blessed with extremely low standards when it comes to what they regard as fun or funny.”

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“The world economy would collapse if a significant number of people were to realize and then act on the realization that it is possible to enjoy many if not most of the things that they enjoy without first having to own them.”

Source: The Use and Misuse of Children

“Many a parent, sad to say, has used their child as an opportunity for them, the parent, to do, through their child, something or some of the things that they, the parent, did not do or did not do successfully.”

Source: The Use and Misuse of Children

“Not a few millions of parents strongly hope that their own children will step in by instantly becoming their own parents’ foster parents, if and when the parents reach their second childhood.”

Source: The Use and Misuse of Children

“Patriotism is the narcissism of countries.”

Source: The Use and Misuse of Children

“In some cases, you can tell how somebody is being treated by their own boss from the way they are treating someone to whom they are a boss.”

“Many if not most slaves would have each readily jumped, and many if not most slaves would each readily jump, at the opportunity to be a master, if such an opportunity presents or had presented itself.”

Source: The Use and Misuse of Children

“Greed is a contagious mental illness without which civilization as we know it would not have been possible.”

Source: The Use and Misuse of Children

“Boredom is probably more frequent and more tormenting if you do not have sight or hands.”

“Millions of sane people would each be sexually attracted to their own parent or child if they were not related to them.”

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