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“I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.”
“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.”
“I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.”
“To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.”
“I intend to live forever. So far, so good. - T-SHIRT”
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“The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese”
“Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.”
“I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.”