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“By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.”

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Author:Robert Frost
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“People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.”

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Author:Isaac Asimov
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“First, there was Confucius. Then, the sayings of Chairman Mao. And now the pithy, ironic, and humorous insights of Ai Weiwei. I thoroughly enjoyed reading this collection, which reflects a well-developed philosophy as well as a keen understanding of the Chinese Communist system. This is China made easy and interesting.”

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Author:Jerome A. Cohen
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“I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.”

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Author:Jack Lemmon
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“The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts.”

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Author:Bertrand Russell
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