“A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.”
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“When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.”
“Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.”
“Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man.”
Source: Fear of Flying: 40th Anniversary Edition
“No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.”
“If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.”
“A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.”
Source: A little book in C major
“If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.”
“If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.”
“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.”
“I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess on it. I said, Thyroid problem?”
“I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.”
Source: The wit and wisdom of Mae West
“If women ran the world, we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.”
“Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?”
Source: The Ultimate Quotable Einstein
“Ladies who play with fire must remember that smoke gets in their eyes.”
Source: The wit and wisdom of Mae West
“I'm single because I was born that way.”
Source: The wit and wisdom of Mae West
“I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.”