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“Men for the sake of getting a living forget to live.”

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“My grandfather once told me that there were two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was much less competition.”

“The time to relax is when you don't have time for it.”

“Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.”

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Author:Rudyard Kipling

“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.”

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Author:Charles Lamb

“Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.”

Author:Robert Orben

“Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.”

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Author:Andy Rooney

“Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.”

“The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.”

“Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.”

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Author:Oscar Wilde

“Work is the curse of the drinking classes.”

“The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.”

“Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.”

“The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.”

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Author:George Carlin

“The world is divided into people who do things and people who get the credit.”

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Author:Dwight Morrow

“When you go to work, if your name is on the building, you're rich. If your name is on your desk, you're middle class. And if your name is on your shirt, you're poor.”

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Author:Rich Hall

“Faced with having to change our views or prove that there is no need to do so, most of us immediately get busy on the proof.”

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Author:John Kenneth Galbraith

“At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since.”

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Author:Salvador Dali