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“He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic.”
“A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.”
“A doctor's reputation is made by the number of eminent men who die under his care.”
“God is indeed dead. He died of self-horror when He saw the creature He had made in His own image.”
“People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.”
“In my mind, there is nothing so illiberal, and so ill-bred, as audible laughter.”
“There are no nudists in cold areas.”
“There is no Democratic or Republican way of cleaning the streets.”
“Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?”
“I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.”
“I observe the physician with the same diligence as the disease.”
“I love bald men. Just because you've lost your fuzz don't mean you ain't a peach.”
“The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.”
“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.”
“What medicines do not heal, the lance will; what the lance does not heal, fire will.”
“Motto of the U.S. airline industry - "We're Hoping to Have a Motto Announcement in About an Hour."”