“Having a funny laugh is in most cases a consolation prize for not being funny.”
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Famous Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes
“Laughing is a gazillion times more likely than praying to leave you grateful to be alive.”
“A VIP area is nothing without not-so-important people.”
Source: The Confessions of a Misfit
Source: The Use and Misuse of Children
“Size definitely counts: some things are too small … and some are too big.”
“He who is jealous is better off not dating someone who is bisexual.”
“Some people would not be dead if they have not gotten the things or people they had prayed for.”
Source: The Selfish Genie: A Satirical Essay on Altruism
“No single bad person regards themselves as a bad person.”
Source: The Selfish Genie: A Satirical Essay on Altruism
Source: The Selfish Genie: A Satirical Essay on Altruism
“It is humanly impossible to be selfless. As a matter of fact, human beings are inherently selfish.”
Source: The Selfish Genie: A Satirical Essay on Altruism
Source: The Use and Misuse of Children
“Looking but not seeing is the hearing but not understanding of the eye.”
“Sometimes what’s funny is that someone is actually not joking.”
“When you are suffering from sexual starvation, a spank or even a hug seems like a porn scene.”
“There probably was a time when the idea of having a toilet inside a house was repulsive.”
“Some kleptomaniacs do not steal things only; they also, while some only, steal lovers.”
“Some people are each envious of the person they used to be.”
“A tie is what you get after ice cubes have wrestled with hot water.”
“Many a man was caused to perish by something that he and many men cherish.”
“Thanks to bad graphic design, some readers love only the electronic version of some books.”